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Dec. 31st, 2020

Emperor Jones

Friends Only

I'm making my journal 100% friends only. Most of the stuff that I don't flock is pretty tepid anyway (as opposed to the flocked stuff, which is the height of wit and ribaldry). Comment to be added to my friend list.
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Sep. 19th, 2008

Emperor Jones

WARNING: Ejaculation as a Treatment for Nasal Congestion is Inconvenient, Unreliable and Potentially

I don't even know how to describe this article, it's all so wonderful. Basically, two real scientists are having a serious debate as to whether masturbation is an effective method of treating nasal congestion. Love it.
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Sep. 15th, 2008

Emperor Jones

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I watched Deliverance on my laptop on the flight to San Francisco. Though I had heard about the "squeal like a pig" scene, it never occurred to me it would be quite so intense. The guy in the seat next to me glanced over at my screen at one point and just stared. I had to suppress my laughter because I totally saw the WTF look on his face. Squeal like a pig, indeed. (The day before I watched Milton's exhibitionist neighbor have sex in front of his huge window. This is not at all relevant to anything I'm saying, but I never claimed to be coherent.)

Despite the backwoods sodomy, the biggest surprise of the film was Burt Reynolds. The man looked damn near perfect.



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Sep. 5th, 2008

Emperor Jones

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Stupid


Yes, those are eyes. On the back of his head.
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Aug. 28th, 2008

Emperor Jones

Best Lede Ever

For NPR's story on anti-Obama attack ad:


Who was behind the inflammatory ad that showed Obama wearing a turban? The answer could be the start of a joke: a hypnotherapist, an apolitical wedding videographer, and a felon now on the run. And they still haven't paid for the ad.
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Aug. 27th, 2008

Emperor Jones

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OH! MY! GOD!



ETA: I've been informed that this is fake. Whatever, it's still funny.

Aug. 26th, 2008

victorious

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I absolutely loved Hillary's speech. Simply amazing, especially the made for repitition sound bite, "No way, no how, no McCain," and the bit comparing the Twin Cities to McCain and Bush. Let this be a reminder to McCain's team not to fuck with a Clinton.
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Aug. 20th, 2008

Emperor Jones

Goddamn Wookies Indeed

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Jul. 30th, 2008

Emperor Jones

Penny Arcade

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Jul. 29th, 2008

Emperor Jones

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The Europeans like Obama? That's it! I'm voting for McCain.

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